some things i don't understand....

-why central heat and air didn't catch on all over the world.  america, you are awesome....if judged only by this one thing...you are awesome.
-why i moved to a country that doesn't have the poison control center right after having the child that i need poison control center for the most!
-why pizza hut isn't world wide
-why ella repeatedly climbs on top of the kitchen counters even after being punished....repeatedly.
-why my dogs drool on me
-why everyone isn't as addicted to naturalnews.com as i am
-why everyone doesn't have a ferocious appetite for reading
-why i am the only one in my house that can find anything....
-how piles of stuff end up all over my house that i don't know what to do with....
-why griffin loves to pee outside so much
-why target isn't world wide....
-why anyone would not be interested in politics...it shapes and defines our nations and our children's future
-why they call them swimming costumes here instead of swimsuits
-why griffin won't say the boy wearing the black shirt instead of saying the black boy.  it's not really inter-changable
-how i could get one dog so smart and the other one so the exact opposite of smart from the same litter.
-why sometimes my water is brown
-why ella has loved spicy food since the day she first started eating
-why my kids have to argue the entire time they clean the kitchen....
-why mcdonalds IS world wide....