me, myself and i

-10 month olds do not like to be held down by a 2 year old checking to see if they have a poopy diaper.
-my 2 year old has a real knack for smelling a poopy diaper. 
-my 2 year old has a real knack for finding my stash of junior mints.
-i didn't get as many junior mints today as i would have liked...
-my kids are experts at coming up with deep conversations just before bed.
-my kids rarely get to bed on time...
-i get very annoyed at shopping carts that are hard to push and/or make lots of noise.
-i can't remember the last time i had a good shopping cart...
-a wal mart greeter mockingly told me "good luck" when i was trying to find a good shopping cart....
-i found the wal mart greeter to be just as annoying as the cart.
-we have soup for dinner whenever randy is gone.
-randy does not like soup for dinner.
-we have breakfast for dinner whenever randy is gone.
-randy does not like breakfast for dinner.
-they have hamburgers for dinner when i am gone.
-i do not like hamburgers.
-i don't think i'm ever gone....
-i can go days without ever watching tv.
-i can go days without running.
-my liver is no longer unhappy...for any of you who read the liver blog.
-babies clapping and dancing is pretty much the cutest thing ever.
-me clapping and dancing is pretty much the second cutest thing ever.
-i have a high opinion of my dancing.
-it's possible that i don't dance as well as i think i do..