"reasons" i don't always go to the gym.

"reasons" i don't always go to the gym.

-i have no clean socks....which also serves as an annoying reminder that i need to do laundry.
-i cook with a giant iron skillet almost every day...who needs weights?
-i run up my stairs at least 50 times a day because i forgot what i needed when i went up there in the first place.
-my wrist hurts....probably a running injury.
-the gym smells weird...like plastic and rubber or something.
-time stands still when i'm there....i don't like it when time stands still....
-i have no clean gym pants...which again serves as an annoying reminder that i need to do laundry.
-i hate how i run and run, but never get any where...
(i don't really run and run...i kind of just sort of run for a short time)
-my cheap earphones shock me when i plug them into the treadmill.
-i feel like it goes against how we were created to keep our bodies in shape...which was to work the land....i need some land to work....i don't really like being outside though...
-i don't want to pull any muscles.
-all those mirrors bother me.
-i can't find a rubber band for my hair.

i am aware these are not real reasons, but rather excuses.  blech...